Some of you may have already heard the rumors regarding my mom and The Schlong Song. I should probably just clear the air and set the record straight once and for all. The rumors are true… my mother confirmed with me yesterday that she does NOT like The Schlong Song. She reportedly detests the song and claims “it’s(The Schlong Song) just a waste of space on the EP”.

I’m not entirely sure how a self-proclaimed punk band could continue playing music without their mother’s approval, however, I strongly feel that the band should press forward undeterred.

Please continue sending your good thoughts and prayers through this very difficult time. Thank you.

Best,

Sam