Monthly Archives: February 2012

The Schlong Song

THE SCHLONG SONG – Lyrics Penis Phallus Salami, woody, willy, wee-wee Bologna-pony, peepee, thingy Schlong, dong, wang, wong, hard-on, magic wand Jimmy, junk, stiffy, staff, equipment, trouser-snake, and shaft Bone, twig, dick, prick, hose, rode, dipstick, Erection, Johnson, package, sausage Needle, … Continue reading

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Can’t Force Anything

CAN’T FORCE ANYTHING – Lyrics Here I am standing in my boxers Waiting now for what you think of me Is he retarded is he a faggot He tries to hard that little rich bitch wanna be   It isn’t … Continue reading

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Burning Bridges

BURNING BRIDGES – Lyrics How can I close my eyes and make this go away Take all the stress that you bring to me every single day Let’s try to be rational click your heels three times and go to … Continue reading

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I Love World of Warcraft So Fuck You

I Love World of Warcraft So Fuck You – Lyrics I love World of Warcraft so fuck you I love World of Warcraft so fuck you I love World of Warcraft so fuck you Fuck your mom too   My … Continue reading

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Stalker Anthem

STALKER ANTHEM – Lyrics I’m staring at my computer screen Flippin’ through all her pics I think I’ve already gone insane Or my mind’s playing tricks   Check my phone eighty times a day Wonderin’ when she might call I’ll … Continue reading

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